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Dwight Schrute Quotes - Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.

1. Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.

- Dwight Schrute


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Dwight Schrute Quotes - If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead

2. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.

- Dwight Schrute


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Dwight Schrute Quotes - You only live once? False. You live every day. You only die once.

3. You only live once?

False.

You live every day.
You only die once.

- Dwight Schrute


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Dwight Schrute Quotes - Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would, I d

4. Whenever I'm about to do something, I think,

'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would,

I do not do that thing.

- Dwight Schrute


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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    Idiot   |    Sarcastic   |    Thinking   |    Savage Comebacks   |    The Office   |    Do Something   |   



Dwight Schrute Quotes - In the Schrute family, the youngest child raises the others. I’ve been raising children since I

5. In the Schrute family, the youngest child raises the others.

I’ve been raising children since I was a baby.

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    Family   |    Children   |    The Office   |    Raising Children   |    Baby   |   

Dwight Schrute Quotes - ’R’ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it ‘murder’ and not ‘mukdu

6. ’R’ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it ‘murder’ and not ‘mukduk.

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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    The Office   |    R   |    Menace   |    Murder   |   



Dwight Schrute Quotes - Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy

7. Jim is my enemy.

But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

So Jim, is actually my friend.

But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy.

- Dwight Schrute


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Tags: Friendship   |    TV Show Quotes   |    Confused   |    Enemy   |    The Office   |    Frenemies   |    Mixed Feelings   |    Worst   |   



Dwight Schrute Quotes - Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.

8. Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.

- Dwight Schrute


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Dwight Schrute Quotes - Blink once if you want me to pull the plug.

9. Blink once if you want me to pull the plug.

- Dwight Schrute


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Dwight Schrute Quotes - Michael always says, 'K-I-S-S, keep it simple, stupid.' Great advice, hurts my feelings every time.

10. Michael always says, 'K-I-S-S, keep it simple, stupid.' Great advice, hurts my feelings every time.

- Dwight Schrute


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Tags: TV Show Quotes   |    Simplicity   |    Work Life   |    Simple   |    The Office   |    Stupid   |    Work Tip   |    Keep It Simple   |   



Dwight Schrute Quotes - Growing up I performed my own circumcision.

11. Growing up I performed my own circumcision.

- Dwight Schrute


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Dwight Schrute Quotes - Not everything is a lesson Ryan. Sometimes you just fail.

12. Not everything is a lesson Ryan. Sometimes you just fail.

- Dwight Schrute


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