12 Famous Quotes of Dwight Schrute with Images 📸🖼️
Here is a list of the Best Quotes of Dwight Schrute
Dwight Schrute Quotes
1. Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.
Tags: TV Show Quotes | The Office | Identity Theft |
2. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.
Tags: TV Show Quotes | Death | The Office | Wall | Hearing |
3. You only live once?
False.
You live every day.
You only die once.
Tags: Life | Quotes that make you think | TV Show Quotes | Death | Wrong | The Office | Live |
4. Whenever I'm about to do something, I think,
'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would,
I do not do that thing.
Tags: TV Show Quotes | Idiot | Sarcastic | Thinking | Savage Comebacks | The Office | Do Something |
5. In the Schrute family, the youngest child raises the others.
I’ve been raising children since I was a baby.
Tags: TV Show Quotes | Family | Children | The Office | Raising Children | Baby |
6. ’R’ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it ‘murder’ and not ‘mukduk.
Tags: TV Show Quotes | The Office | R | Menace | Murder |
7. Jim is my enemy.
But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
So Jim, is actually my friend.
But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy.
Tags: Friendship | TV Show Quotes | Confused | Enemy | The Office | Frenemies | Mixed Feelings | Worst |
8. Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.
Tags: TV Show Quotes | Work Life | Boring | Showing Off | The Office | Peacock | Powerpoint | Meat |
9. Blink once if you want me to pull the plug.
Tags: TV Show Quotes | The Office | Blink |
10. Michael always says, 'K-I-S-S, keep it simple, stupid.' Great advice, hurts my feelings every time.
Tags: TV Show Quotes | Simplicity | Work Life | Simple | The Office | Stupid | Work Tip | Keep It Simple |
11. Growing up I performed my own circumcision.
Tags: TV Show Quotes | Ability | The Office | Circumcision |
12. Not everything is a lesson Ryan. Sometimes you just fail.
Tags: Failure | TV Show Quotes | The Office | Lesson |