10 Famous Quotes of Dorothy Parker with Images 📸🖼️

Here is a list of the Best Quotes of Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker Quotes

1. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

- Dorothy Parker

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2. If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

- Dorothy Parker

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Tags: Money   |    God   |    Quotes that make you think   |    Meaningful   |   

3. The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

- Dorothy Parker

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Tags: Public Speaking   |    Morning Routine   |    Sassy   |    Inspirational Women   |    Instagram captions for Girls   |    Teeth Whitening   |   

4. Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

- Dorothy Parker

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Tags: Sassy   |    Opinion   |    Judgemental   |    Tone of Voice   |   

5. This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible.

This was terrible with raisins in it

- Dorothy Parker

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Tags: Funny   |    Lame   |    Quotes that will make you cry   |   

6. That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.

- Dorothy Parker

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7. The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.

- Dorothy Parker

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Tags: Parenting   |    Funny   |    Quotes that will make you cry   |   

8. Women and elephants never forget.

- Dorothy Parker

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9. You think You're frightening me with Your hell, don't You?

You think Your hell is worse than mine.

- Dorothy Parker

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Tags: Sassy   |    Confidence   |    Inspirational Women   |    Instagram captions for Girls   |   

10. Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.

- Dorothy Parker

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Tags: Pessimism   |    Negativity   |    Funny   |    Sassy   |    Sarcastic   |    Inspirational Women   |    Instagram captions for Girls   |    Quotes that will make you cry   |