2 Famous Quotes of Dave Barry with Images 📸🖼️

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Dave Barry Quotes

1. Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor’s motorized garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.

- Dave Barry

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2. Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.

- Dave Barry

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