22 Famous Quotes of Ali G with Images 📸🖼️

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Ali G Quotes

1. Do you think women should have equal rights in the workplace?

Yes!

Well ain't there a problem there that if they are getting em there then they'll start asking them at home?

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2. Is it 'cos I is black?

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3. With men and women, does you think that men should marry only one woman? Does you believe in mahogany?

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4. I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. They is like us, they is mammaries.

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5. What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane, the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo, tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag, Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other terms for it

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6. One time when me was high, me sold me car for like 24 chicken McNuggets.

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7. So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot watching this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West side.

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8. Why does you choose dogs to decide where the bombs is?

Why don't you choose a more intelligent animal like a dolphin?

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9. ATF Officer: We use dogs because they have a great sense of smell.

Ali G: So why does they stick their nose so close to each other buttick?

ATF: Dogs give other dogs sense to tell whats going on so they smell each other.

Ali G: I once smelled a dogs arse and it was terrible. Why does they do it?

Ali G: When dog find a bomb, how long does it take for it to diffuse it?

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10. Ali G: So can these dogs smell drugs?

ATF Officer: No

Ali G: Thank God.

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11. David Carlton : [to Ali] Have you ever considered becoming a member of parliament?

Ali G : What me wanna do that for? It's full of pricks.

David Carlton : That's a little harsh. I'm an MP, am I a prick?

Ali G : Yes.

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12. Sorry I iz late, bu dere was a documentry on about monkeys.

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13. Talk to the hand, 'cos the face ain't listening.

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14. If you iz watching dis in da UK, you may remember me from da telly. If you iz in Belgium... you iz living in a shit hole.

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15. Ali G: “A lot of boys me know is trying to get their girlfriends into feminism. Do you think that is right?”

Sue Leece, Director of the Centre of Gender Research: “Yes, I do actually. I think it’s a good thing.”

Ali G: “Do you think all girls should try feminism at least once?”

Leece: “Well, girls today often don’t realise how much they've benefited from feminism.”

Ali G: “But do you think it is right when they try feminism when they is drunk at a party or whatever with a few mates?”

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16. “Booyakasha!”

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17. “What does the G stand for?

Two tings… Judge… and Jury…”

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18. “Ain’t dat a bit racialist?”

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19. Ali : Why did they ban The Chocolate Orange?

James : Clockwork Orange.

Ali : Whatever.

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20. Africa ain’t just a country that gave us Bob Marley

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21. Now check the state of family today.

Girls are having sex at younger ages, there's an increase in absentee fathers, and more n more people is havin affairs. But we shouldn't just concentrate on the good things.

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22. To Lynette Burrows, Author of "Fight for the Family".

Ali G: So at what age you think you should start beating your kids?

Lynette: Absolutely, i mean when you think about it, a child learns from a small amount of pain.

Ali G: Do you think its right for to get a wet towel and flick their butt with it.

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