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1. Why won’t Will join the army?


They always say “fire at will”


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2. My army instructor told me he didn’t see me at camouflage practice today.

“Thank you, sir!” I replied.


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3. Why was the writer comfortable in the army?

He was familiar with the magazines.


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4. Did you know the Roman armies sold milk products wherever they went?
People still talk about it today.

It was Legion Dairy.


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5. What do pigs learn in the army?

Ham to ham combat


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6. Why is the army so strict about their uniforms?

To minimize casual tees...


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7. Why won’t Will join the army?


They always say “fire at will”


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8. The Mongolian army was unstoppable at its peak.

They were always one steppe ahead of their enemies.


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