Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken ...
Home > Quotes > Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to
Running Puns Quotes
1. Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.


Tags: Running Puns | Resisting |
Explore More Quotes
2. Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!


Tags: Running Puns | Garden Puns | Ketchup |
3. What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!


Tags: Running Puns |
4. If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.


Tags: Running Puns | Time Puns |
5. Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup.


Tags: Running Puns | Ketchup |
6. What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!


Tags: Running Puns |

7. Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.


Tags: Running Puns | Resisting |
8. Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!


Tags: Running Puns |
9. What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!


Tags: Running Puns | Resisting |
10. What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.


Tags: Running Puns |