Why was the brain sad when it lost its locomotive? Because ...

Brain Puns Quotes

1. Why was the brain sad when it lost its locomotive?

Because it lost its train of thought.

2. What kind of tree has hands?
A palm tree.

3. You don’t have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a fish pun.

4. What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?

Gives a brain wave.

5. What did the left side of the brain say to the right side of the brain?

Let's split.

6. Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

7. How do you turn a brain into water?

Remove the 'b'.

8. Why was the brain sad when it lost its locomotive?

Because it lost its train of thought.

9. Never argue with a fictional character. Their minds are completely made up.

10. I finally figured out what's wrong with my brain: on the left side, nothing's right, and on the right side nothing's left.