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1. Why do they fight so desperately to mask what they are?

Or is it that they become who they are when they put on the mask?

Sometimes I wonder what you hide behind, my silent friend.

What mask do you wear?

Or are you just as afraid as the rest of them?

- Mr. Robot


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2. Just have a little faith

- Prison Break


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3. Birthdays are a scam. They were invented by Hallmarks to sell cards.

- Ron Swanson


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4. Nothing else matters - only us.

- Jaime Lannister


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5. Never half-ass two things.

Full-ass one thing.

- Ron Swanson


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6. You are one constant in a sea of variables.

- Mr. Robot


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7. I still don’t understand why people like sports.

They get so emotional over the weirdest things.

But I do see the beauty in the rules.
The invisible code of chaos hiding behind the menacing face of order.

- Mr. Robot


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8. People should get what they deserve.

- Dexter


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9. Is any of it real?

A world built on fantasy. Synthetic emotions in the form of pills; psychological warfare in the form of advertising; mind-altering chemicals in the form of food; brainwashing seminars in the form of media; controlled isolated bubbles in the form of social networks. Real? You wanna talk about reality?

We haven't lived in anything remotely close to it since the turn of the century. We turned it off, took out the batteries, snacked on a bag of GMOs while we tossed the remnants in the ever expanding dumpster of the human condition. We live in branded houses trademarked by corporations built on bipolar numbers, jumping up and down on digital displays, hypnotising us into the biggest slumber mankind has ever seen. We live in a kingdom of bullshit; a kingdom you've lived in for far too long. So don't tell me about not being real. I'm no less real than the f***ing beef patty in your Big Mac.

- Mr. Robot


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10. Why do they fight so desperately to mask what they are?

Or is it that they become who they are when they put on the mask?

Sometimes I wonder what you hide behind, my silent friend.

What mask do you wear?

Or are you just as afraid as the rest of them?

- Mr. Robot


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11. You know, but you are going to ignore it.

You know why?

Because that is what we do.

- Mr. Robot


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12. Masters.

We all have them.

Every relationship is a power struggle.

Some of us need to be controlled.

Once in a while, the best course of action is to just ride shotgun.

Stare at the road ahead, and hope it leads somewhere you want to go.

- Mr. Robot


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13. Metadata - The story behind the data.

Getting information is one things, but how it was created - where and by whom - can often be illuminating.

Like most pics people post on Instagram or Facebook, they don't realize they just gifted whatever social media site their camera type, phone model, name and location - all hidden inside the photograph's metadata.

- Mr. Robot


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14. Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.

- Michael Scott


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15. I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.

- Kelly Kapoor


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16. Would I rather be feared or loved?

Easy.

Both.

I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

- Michael Scott


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17. I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

- Michael Scott


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18. Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.

- Dwight Schrute


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19. I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

- Michael Scott


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20. I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.

- Kevin Malone


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21. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.

- Dwight Schrute


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22. And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

- Michael Scott


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23. There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?

- Pam Beesly


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24. Oh, it is on, like a prawn who yawns at dawn.

- Andy Bernard


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25. One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.

- Jim Halpert


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26. Mini cupcakes?

As in the mini version of regular cupcakes?

Which is already a mini version of cake?

Honestly, where does it end with you people?????

- Kevin Malone


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27. I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat.

Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party.

- Pam Beesly


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28. That's what she said.

- Michael Scott


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29. Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.

- Andy Bernard


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30. I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.

- Kelly Kapoor


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31. I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

- Andy Bernard


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32. What are your weaknesses?

"I don't have any, a--hole"

- Kelly Kapoor


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33. You only live once?

False.

You live every day.
You only die once.

- Dwight Schrute


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34. The doctor said, if I can't find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.

I'm going to die.

- Stanley Hudson


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35. It takes an advanced sense of humor.

I don't expect everybody to understand.

- Michael Scott


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36. I stopped caring a long time ago.

- Creed Bratton


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37. Whenever I'm about to do something, I think,

'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would,

I do not do that thing.

- Dwight Schrute


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38. I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate…no.

But, I live by another rule:

Just do it…Nike.

- Michael Scott


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39. In the Schrute family, the youngest child raises the others.

I’ve been raising children since I was a baby.

- Dwight Schrute


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40. ’R’ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it ‘murder’ and not ‘mukduk.

- Dwight Schrute


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41. I’m not a millionaire.

I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.

Then I thought maybe by 40, but by 40 I had less money than I did when I was 30.

- Michael Scott


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42. Jim is my enemy.

But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

So Jim, is actually my friend.

But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy.

- Dwight Schrute


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43. I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.

- Pam Beesly


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44. As it turns out, you can’t just check someone into rehab against their will. They have to do it voluntarily.

They have to hit rock bottom.

So I think I know what I need to do at this point. I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom.

Um. I think I can do it.

- Michael Scott


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45. I used to be obese. Once you’ve conquered obesity, everything else is easy. Life literally moves in slow motion.

I’m not saying I’m Superman, but let me just put it this way. If I were shot in the head, I’m pretty sure everything would be fine. I’d almost welcome it.

- Deangelo Vickers


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46. Every so often, Jim dies of boredom.

- Pam Beesly


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47. Well, today was a fantastic waste of time.

- Ryan Howard


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48. Guess what, I have flaws. What are they?

Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower.
Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.

- Michael Scott


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49. My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t, ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or, or where you’ve been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.

- Michael Scott


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50. If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

- Michael Scott


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51. Nobody should have to go to work thinking, ‘Oh this is the place that I might die today.’ That’s what a hospital is for.

An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest. To the max.

To…an office is a place where dreams come true.

- Michael Scott


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52. There are always a million reasons not to do something.

- Jan Levinson


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53. Why are you the way that you are?

- Michael Scott


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54. Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips out your heart for no good reason. And you are nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then, suddenly, she’s not your ho no mo.

- Michael Scott


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55. Oh my God it’s happening! Everybody stay calm. Stay f*cking calm!

- Michael Scott


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56. I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.

- Michael Scott


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57. I do not like pregnant women in my workspace. They’re always complaining.

I have varicose veins, too.
I have swollen ankles.
I’m constantly hungry.
Do you think my nipples don’t get sore too?
Do you think I don’t need to know the fastest way to the hospital?

- Stanley Hudson


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58. I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit it in an air conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for … that is the life.

- Stanley Hudson


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59. Newsflash: You are not special.

- Stanley Hudson


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60. DID I STUTTER?

- Stanley Hudson


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61. It’s like I used to tell my wife. I do not apologize unless I think I’m wrong.

And if you don’t like it you can leave.

And I say the same thing to my current wife and I’ll say it to my next one, too.

- Stanley Hudson


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62. Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend.

And I had to do the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do, which was just to wait.

For a really long time that’s all I had. I just had little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend.

And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think even then I knew that I was waiting for my wife.

- Jim Halpert


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63. I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?

- Kelly Kapoor


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64. Whether you’re scared of dying, or dying alone, or dying drunk in a ditch, don’t be.

It’s going to be OK.

- Michael Scott


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65. I work hard all day. I like knowing that there’s going to be a break. Most days I just sit and wait for the break.

- Kevin Malone


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66. Ultimatums are key.

Basically nobody does anything for me unless I threaten to kill myself.

- Kelly Kapoor


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67. I normally don’t enjoy making people laugh.

- Angela Martin


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68. Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick.

- Kevin Malone


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69. No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.

- Michael Scott


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70. Look, it doesn’t take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn’t have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be without the popes?

- Oscar Martinez


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71. I run a small fake-ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swiped from the Sheriff’s station.

- Creed Bratton


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72. If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.

- Stanley Hudson


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73. Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.

- Dwight Schrute


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74. My roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m making Dwight up. He is very real.

- Jim Halpert


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75. Look, I know the reason that you guys became accountants is ’cause you’re not good at interacting with people. But guess what? From now on, you guys are no longer losers. So gives yourselves a round of applause.

- Kelly Kapoor


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76. I don’t want to be married in a tent like a hobo

- Angela Martin


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77. It is not a good time for me to lose my job since I have some pretty big long-term plans in my personal life with Pam that I’d like her parents to be psyched about.

So, I am about to do something very bold in this job that I’ve never done before: try.

- Jim Halpert


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78. Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of a game is that?


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79. I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

- Creed Bratton


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80. Yes, I have a dream, and it’s not some MLK dream for equality. I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there’s a button that I can press, and launch that lighthouse into space.

- Stanley Hudson


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81. I once reported Oscar to the INS. Turns out he’s clean, but I’m glad I did it.

- Angela Martin


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82. We have a gym at home. It’s called the bedroom.

- Phyllis Lapin Vance


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83. I don’t hate it.

I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.

- Michael Scott


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84. You guys I’m like really smart now. You don’t even know. You could ask me, Kelly what’s the biggest company in the world?

And I’d be like, ‘blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.’ Giving you the exact right answer.

- Kelly Kapoor


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85. The people here are amazing debaters. I guess you can say they are master-baters.

- Kevin Malone


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86. When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that.

- Pam Beesly


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87. I miss the days when there was only one party I didn’t want to go to.

- Ryan Howard


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88. I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated.

- Angela Martin


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89. As a person who buys a lot of erotic cakes, it’s nice to be represented on one.

- Phyllis Lapin Vance


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90. I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate thinking that Al-Qaeda hates me. I think if they got to know me, they wouldn’t hate me.

- Pam Beesly


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91. Tell him to call me ASAP as possible.

- Michael Scott


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92. Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug and didn’t seem to realize that it wasn’t his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked, is there no limit to what he won’t notice?

- Jim Halpert


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93. I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.

- Michael Scott


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94. Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed’s brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top.

I’ve read some of it.

Even for the Internet, it’s… pretty shocking.

- Ryan Howard


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95. Your body is a temple.

You have to respect it.

You can’t just whore it out.

- Angela Martin


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96. I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage, because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn.

I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers.

Actually, I probably learn more from the losers.

- Michael Scott


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97. Close your mouth, sweetie.

You look like a trout.

- Phyllis Lapin Vance


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98. I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little.

But on pretzel day?

Well, I like pretzel day.

- Stanley Hudson


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99. Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool.

Because they are un-understandable.

- Michael Scott


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100. Let's have an auction

- Michael Scott


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101. Blink once if you want me to pull the plug.

- Dwight Schrute


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102. I think it's great that the company's making a commercial, because not very many people have heard of us.

I mean, when I tell people I work at Dunder Mifflin, they think that we sell mufflers or muffins or mittens or...and frankly, all of those sound better than paper, so I let it slide.

- Jim Halpert


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103. Michael always says, 'K-I-S-S, keep it simple, stupid.' Great advice, hurts my feelings every time.

- Dwight Schrute


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104. Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. She treated me poorly, we didn't connect, I was miserable.

Now, I am in the best relationship of my life, with the same woman. Love is a mystery.

- Michael Scott


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105. You cheated on me?

When I specifically asked you not to?

- Michael Scott


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106. When I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn.

And this was before I had even heard of one, or seen one.

I just drew a picture, of a horse, that could fly over rainbows, and a had a huge spike in its head. I was five! Five-years-old. Couldn't even talk yet.

- Michael Scott


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107. I had a great summer. I got west nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. And I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected. Even though I peed on it...

- Michael Scott


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108. Ok, too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences.

- Michael Scott


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109. Growing up I performed my own circumcision.

- Dwight Schrute


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110. Kelly: Jim!!! Oh my god, I have so much to tell you. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a baby, and they named it Sure! And Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie also had a baby, and they named it Shiloh! And both babies are amazing!

Jim: Wow! So, uh, what's new with you?


Kelly: I just told you.

- Kelly Kapoor


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111. Kelly: If I was you, I would just like, freak out and get really drunk, and then tell someone I was pregnant.

Pam: Okay, that's a lot of good ideas. Thanks.

- Pam Beesly


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112. I'm in love with Kelly Kapoor. And I don't know how I'm gonna feel tomorrow or the next day or the day after that, but I do know that right here, right now, all I can think about is spending the rest of my life with her.

Again, that could change.

- Ryan Howard


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113. Maybe we weren't right together, but, it's weird. I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?

- Ryan Howard


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114. There is no such things as an appropriate joke.

That's why it is a Joke!

- Michael Scott


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115. I am in an office relationship.

It's special.

Mmm.. she's nice .. she's shy.

She's actually here if you wanna meet her.

- Jim Halpert


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116. When Pam's Mom asks her...

"So which one is Jim?"

- Jim Halpert


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117. Not everything is a lesson Ryan. Sometimes you just fail.

- Dwight Schrute


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118. You really do live in your own little world don't you?

- Chandler Bing


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119. "There's something about an underdog that really inspires the unexceptional."

The Office TV Show: Robert California (the new boss) on choosing Andy to be the manager of The Office.


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120. May God speed you. May the Sun not burn your skin. May the rain not make you cold. May stones stay away from your feet. Go like water, and come back like water.

- Ertugrul


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121. So you want me to change who I am?


No, I just want you to hide who you are.


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122. I Need You To Tell Me That I’m A Good Person.


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