Why did the ants dance on the jam jar lid? It said twist to ...

Dance Puns Quotes

1. Why did the ants dance on the jam jar lid?

It said twist to open.

2. I take limbo dancing so seriously that I’d bend over backwards to win a competition.

3. Why did the ants dance on the jam jar lid?

It said twist to open.

4. Where’s the best place to dance in California?

San Fran’s Disco.

5. What sort of dancing goes on in a baker’s shop?

Abundance.

6. What do you call a dancing sheep?

A baaa-lerina.

7. Where does a snowman dance?

At a snowball.

8. What sort of mushroom likes to dance?

A fungi to be with.

9. A boy goes up to a girl in a disco and says “Would you like to dance?” She says yes.

He says “great, can I have your chair then?”

10. Wanted to learn to dance so started with salsa I wanted something I could dip in to.