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1. Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany?

They were Stalin.

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Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany? They were Stalin. - There were no mines in Soviet Russia They were ca

2. There were no mines in Soviet Russia

They were called ours

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Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany? They were Stalin. - To everyone talking about Trump and his Russia conne

3. To everyone talking about Trump and his Russia connections

Crimea river

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4. Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany?

They were Stalin.

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Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany? They were Stalin. - They don't watch Netflix in Russia Because they hav

5. They don't watch Netflix in Russia
Because they have Njetflix.

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Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany? They were Stalin. - What do you call a vegetable grown in Russia? A s

6. What do you call a vegetable grown in Russia?

A soviet onion

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Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany? They were Stalin. - Where do you get coffee in Russia? Tsarbucks.

7. Where do you get coffee in Russia?

Tsarbucks.

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Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany? They were Stalin. - Russia is launching a new streaming service. They

8. Russia is launching a new streaming service.

They're calling it Nyetflix

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Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany? They were Stalin. - Why do Russia not grow any cotton? Because they a

9. Why do Russia not grow any cotton?

Because they already have Lenin.

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Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany? They were Stalin. - I dont understand why people say that the US is obse

10. I dont understand why people say that the US is obsessed with Russia.

Clearly it's Canada that has a thing for poutine.

Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany? They were Stalin. - Next time you're in Russia. Putin a good word for m

11. Next time you're in Russia.
Putin a good word for me, will ya.

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Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany? They were Stalin. - Russia managed to win the first match of the World C

12. Russia managed to win the first match of the World Cup after Putin a lot of effort.

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Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany? They were Stalin. - What is the name of Russia's most famous pop star of

13. What is the name of Russia's most famous pop star of all time?

Lady Gagarin.

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Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany? They were Stalin. - Why did he NSA whistleblower regret moving to Russia

14. Why did he NSA whistleblower regret moving to Russia?

He was always snowed in

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Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany? They were Stalin. - In America, drug is the enemy. In Russia, drug is yo

15. In America, drug is the enemy. In Russia, drug is your friend.

Explanation: the Russian word друг (drug, pronounced drook or droog) means male friend.

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