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1. Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany?
They were Stalin.


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2. There were no mines in Soviet Russia
They were called ours


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3. To everyone talking about Trump and his Russia connections
Crimea river


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4. Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany?
They were Stalin.


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5. They don't watch Netflix in Russia
Because they have Njetflix.


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6. What do you call a vegetable grown in Russia?
A soviet onion


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7. Where do you get coffee in Russia?
Tsarbucks.


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8. Russia is launching a new streaming service.
They're calling it Nyetflix


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9. Why do Russia not grow any cotton?
Because they already have Lenin.


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10. I dont understand why people say that the US is obsessed with Russia.
Clearly it's Canada that has a thing for poutine.


Tags: Russian Puns | America | Canada | Funny Food | Obsessed |
11. Next time you're in Russia.
Putin a good word for me, will ya.


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12. Russia managed to win the first match of the World Cup after Putin a lot of effort.


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13. What is the name of Russia's most famous pop star of all time?
Lady Gagarin.


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14. Why did he NSA whistleblower regret moving to Russia?
He was always snowed in


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15. In America, drug is the enemy. In Russia, drug is your friend.
Explanation: the Russian word друг (drug, pronounced drook or droog) means male friend.


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