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1. Why can’t motorcycles hold themselves up?
Because they are two-tired
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2. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos
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3. What kind of car does a snake drive?
An Ana-Honda
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4. What snakes are found on cars?
Windshield Vipers.
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5. A man drove his expensive car into a tree…
And found out how the Mercedes bends
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6. My relationship with my chauffeur just isn’t going anywhere.
It feels like he’s always trying to drive me away
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7. Why can’t motorcycles hold themselves up?
Because they are two-tired
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8. What’s the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?
Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.
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9. What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?
Hop in
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10. What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?
Carpet.
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11. Why are pigs bad drivers?
They hog the road!
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12. What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant?
A convertible with a big trunk.
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13. What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S?
Automobile
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14. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad!
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15. My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
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16. Car puns are exhausting.
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17. Don't worry.
I am KOALAfied to drive.
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18. If Apple made a car, would it have windows?
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19. Paying for roads takes its toll
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20. #dinosaur pun
What did the dinosaur say after he’d been in a car crash?
I’m so-saurus!
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21. What type of car do sheep like to drive?
A Lamborghini!
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22. What did the traffic light say to the car?
“Hey! Don’t look! I’m about to change!”
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23. What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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24. What kind of car do frogs like best?
A Beetle!
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25. What happened when the frog's car wouldn’t start?
He jump started it!
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26. What sound does a witches car make?
Broom broom!
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27. What happened when the robot motorway had to be closed?
Everyone had to take the R2- Detour!
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28. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
Car go “Beep beep”
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29. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip my tank please, I’ve got a long way to go!
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