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1. What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you?

A bite-mare.


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Question: What do you call a bear with no teeth?


Answer: A Gummy Bear


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3. Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers?

He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.


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4. Where are koalas taken when they die?

To an ancient bearial site.


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5. What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink?

A pina koala.


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6. I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.


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7. What is a koala’s favorite soft drink?

Koka-Koala, of course!


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8. What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant?

He got embearassed.


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9. What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world?

They fight for ekoalaty!


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10. What is a koala’s favorite pop singer?

Koala Rae Jepsen.

Her most popular song?

“Koala Me Maybe”.


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11. How did the koala bear get the high-paying job?

He met all of the koalafications.


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12. Where do most koala movie stars live?

In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!


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13. What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment?

He always checks his koalander.


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14. How do koalas stay in shape?

They do bearobics.


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15. What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you?

A bite-mare.


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16. When does a Koala go "moo"?

When it is learning a new language!


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17. Why did the bear quit his second job?

Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.


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18. Why did the koala get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the bear minimum.


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19. Why do koalas make such great supervisors?

Because they’re always so concerned about koalaty.


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20. Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus?

He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.


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21. KOALA-TEA over Quantity.


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