What’s the Fastest Growing City on Earth? The capital of ...

City Puns Quotes

1. What’s the Fastest Growing City on Earth?

The capital of Ireland.

It’s Dublin every day.

2. What’s a city you can’t enter?

Ethnicity

3. Some cities have bathrooms that you pay to use.

You could say they are charging a Pee-mium.

4. Which city in California has the most ghosts?

Maliboo

5. What’s the Fastest Growing City on Earth?

The capital of Ireland.

It’s Dublin every day.

6. There's a lot of cities in France, like Paris, Marseilles, or Lyon.

But there's only one city that's Nice.

7. What do you call a city ran by fat people?

Obescity

8. I don't see many little people in my city

I guess they're a small percent of the population here

9. What is a weightlifter’s favorite city?

Gainesville

10. What city has the smallest police force?

Minneapolis

11. Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?

It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!

12. Which USA state has the smallest soft drink?

Mini-Soda

13. Where’s the best place to dance in California?

San Fran’s Disco.

14. Where do sheep go on holiday?

To the Baaaahamas.

15. I once met a man who had many knees. He was from the country of Poly-Knee-Sia!

16. Just had double knee surgery in Japan

I guess you can call them Japa-knees