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1. What’s the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?

Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.


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2. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos


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3. What kind of car does a snake drive?

An Ana-Honda


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4. What snakes are found on cars?

Windshield Vipers.


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5. A man drove his expensive car into a tree…

And found out how the Mercedes bends


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6. My relationship with my chauffeur just isn’t going anywhere.

It feels like he’s always trying to drive me away


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7. Why can’t motorcycles hold themselves up?

Because they are two-tired


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8. What’s the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?

Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.


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9. What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?

Hop in


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10. What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet.


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11. Why are pigs bad drivers?

They hog the road!


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12. What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant?

A convertible with a big trunk.


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13. What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S?

Automobile


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14. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?

It gets toad!


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15. My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.


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16. Car puns are exhausting.


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17. Don't worry.

I am KOALAfied to drive.


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18. If Apple made a car, would it have windows?


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19. ​Paying for roads takes its toll


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20. #dinosaur pun

What did the dinosaur say after he’d been in a car crash?

I’m so-saurus!


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21. What type of car do sheep like to drive?

A Lamborghini!


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22. What did the traffic light say to the car?

“Hey! Don’t look! I’m about to change!”


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23. What kind of car does an egg drive?

A Yolkswagen!


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24. What kind of car do frogs like best?

A Beetle!


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25. What happened when the frog's car wouldn’t start?

He jump started it!


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26. What sound does a witches car make?

Broom broom!


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27. What happened when the robot motorway had to be closed?

Everyone had to take the R2- Detour!


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28. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Cargo!

Cargo who?

Car go “Beep beep”


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29. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Phillip!

Phillip who?

Phillip my tank please, I’ve got a long way to go!


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