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Ice Puns Quotes

1. What’s every ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle?

Sundae school teacher.

2. Electricians love ice cream as well. Their favorite flavor is shock-a lot.

3. I had the best ice pun to tell you…

Problem is, it slipped my mind.

4. Guess what I do when my ice house falls apart.

Igloo it back together!

5. What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice?

Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.

6. What’s every ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle?

Sundae school teacher.

7. What did the man say when his wife asked if he remember to get the coffee with icecream inside it?

“Sorry! Affogato!”

8. Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?

She heard there were going to be sprinkles

9. He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice.

But then he got cold feet.

10. There weren't any lifeboats on the Titanic

But that was just the tip of the iceberg.

11. What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold.

You’re totally ice-olated.

12. A Winter Poem...

Shit, it's cold.

The End.

13. She was so cold, she probably farted Ice cubes.