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1. What’s a sheep’s favourite newspaper?

The Wool Street Journal.


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2. What do you call a dancing sheep?

A baaa-lerina.


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3. All’s wool that end’s wool.


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4. Baby don’t herd me.


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5. Where do sheep get their wool cut?

At the baa-baa.


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6. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate baa.


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7. What’s a sheep’s favourite newspaper?

The Wool Street Journal.


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8. Where do sheep go on holiday?

To the Baaaahamas.


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9. Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Barbara.

Barbara who?

Barbara black sheep. Have you any wool?


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10. What do you call a lamb that does karate?

Lamp-chop.


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