What runs but never walks? Water!

Water Puns Quotes

1. What runs but never walks?

Water!

2. My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”

3. What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it just waved.

4. What is the sea say to the river?

You can run, but you can't tide.

5. What runs but never walks?

Water!

6. What keeps a dock floating above water?

Pier pressure.

7. Why do male dogs float on water?

Because they're good buoys.

8. What did one bottled water say to the other?

Water you doing tonight?

9. Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze.

10. What did the beach say to the wave?

Long tide, no sea.