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1. What does a frog order in Mcdonald’s?
French flies and a diet croak.
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2. #CringyQuotes
You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.
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3. Frog parking. All others will be toad.
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4. What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?
Hop in
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5. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad!
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6. What kind of car do frogs like best?
A Beetle!
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7. What happened when the frog's car wouldn’t start?
He jump started it!
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8. Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
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9. Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
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10. What did the frog say as he looked through the books at the library?
Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!
11. What’s a frog’s favorite game?
Croak-et.
12. What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
13. What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
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14. What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
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15. What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
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16. What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
17. What did the frog dress up as on Halloween?
A prince.
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18. What does a frog order in Mcdonald’s?
French flies and a diet croak.
19. What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
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20. What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
21. Where do toads put their hats and coats?
In the croakroom, of course.
22. Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
23. Why did the frog make so many mistakes at school?
It kept jumping to the wrong conclusions
24. What did the lady frog say after 1 year of relationship?
We're in a Kermitted relationship.
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25. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime, and you’ll get locked up by the police.
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26. You know that thing you TOAD me to do? I FROGOT
