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Chicken Puns Quotes
1. What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
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2. What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
3. Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
4. What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
5. What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
6. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
7. What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
8. What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
9. What do chickens call school tests?
10. What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
11. Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
12. Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
13. When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
14. When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
15. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
16. What do chickens study in school?
17. Why did the t-rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
18. How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
19. SCRAMBLING for an Egg joke, but I can't seem to WHIP one up.
20. I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned...
21. Why did the egg regret being in an omelet?
It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be!
22. Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
23. Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Chicken's day off.
24. Never mind cats and dogs, it was raining chickens and ducks yesterday. Fowl weather.