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1. What do you call a woman who puts her credit card statements straight in the fire?
Bernadette.


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2. Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.


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3. Q: Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
A: He drove everyone batty.


4. Why was the coffee-shop worker fired? He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.


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5. Why won’t Will join the army?
They always say “fire at will”


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6. Someone threw my 70s records on the fire. It was a disco inferno.



7. What do you call a woman who puts her credit card statements straight in the fire?
Bernadette.


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8. There was a heated argument all night, everyone putting forward their points about the dangers of house fires.


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9. What a close shave it was when the fire broke out in the barbershop. No one was injured, but it was a close coal.


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10. Following the blunder in their fire response last week, they got fired from the service.


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