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1. What do you call a Spanish pig?

Porque.


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2. What do you call a Spanish pig?

Porque.


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3. How do pigs write top secret messages?

With invisible oink!


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4. Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?

She was hogging all the food!


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5. What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?

“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”


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6. What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?

Philanthropig


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7. What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?

The Olympigs


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8. Hogs and Kisses


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9. Don't go BACON my heart.


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10. Missing You

Pig Time.


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11. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Jurassic Pork.


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12. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh…

What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig.

What do you call a bear with no ears? Anything you like, he can’t hear you….


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13. A man goes to the cinema and is surprised to see a pig sitting in the seat next to him. “What are you doing here?” he asked the pig. “Well, I enjoyed the book”.


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14. Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me. It was a HAMBUSH.


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15. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?

A porky-pine.


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16. Why did the three little pigs fall asleep every time Grandpa told stories?

- Because he was a boar.


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17. What do piglets do after school?

- Hamwork!


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18. What do pigs learn in the army?

Ham to ham combat


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