What do you call a lamb that does karate? Lamp-chop.

Sheep Puns Quotes

1. What do you call a lamb that does karate?

Lamp-chop.

2. What do you call a dancing sheep?

A baaa-lerina.

3. All’s wool that end’s wool.

4. Baby don’t herd me.

5. Where do sheep get their wool cut?

At the baa-baa.

6. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate baa.

7. What’s a sheep’s favourite newspaper?

The Wool Street Journal.

8. Where do sheep go on holiday?

To the Baaaahamas.

9. Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Barbara.

Barbara who?

Barbara black sheep. Have you any wool?

10. What do you call a lamb that does karate?

Lamp-chop.