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1. What do stylish frogs wear?

Jumpsuits.


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You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.


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3. Frog parking. All others will be toad.


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4. What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?

Hop in


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5. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?

It gets toad!


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6. What kind of car do frogs like best?

A Beetle!


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7. What happened when the frog's car wouldn’t start?

He jump started it!


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8. Why are frogs so happy?

Because they eat whatever bugs them.


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9. Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Because they always make jump shots.


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10. What did the frog say as he looked through the books at the library?

Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!


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11. What’s a frog’s favorite game?

Croak-et.


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12. What do frogs drink?

Croak-a-cola.


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13. What kind of music do frogs listen to?

Hip hop.


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14. What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?

Hopera.


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15. What do you call a frog with no back legs?

Unhoppy.


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16. What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?

Morse toad.


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17. What did the frog dress up as on Halloween?

A prince.


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18. What does a frog order in Mcdonald’s?

French flies and a diet croak.


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19. What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!


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20. What do stylish frogs wear?

Jumpsuits.


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21. Where do toads put their hats and coats?

In the croakroom, of course.


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22. Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?

No, I always walk this way.


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23. Why did the frog make so many mistakes at school?

It kept jumping to the wrong conclusions


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24. What did the lady frog say after 1 year of relationship?

We're in a Kermitted relationship.


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25. Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Kermit.

Kermit who?

Kermit a crime, and you’ll get locked up by the police.


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26. You know that thing you TOAD me to do? I FROGOT


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