What do runners do when they forget something? They jog the ...

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1. What do runners do when they forget something?

They jog their memory!

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2. Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?

Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!

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3. What do you get when you run behind a car?

Exhausted!

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4. If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?

Ten after one.

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5. Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup.

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6. What do runners do when they forget something?

They jog their memory!

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7. Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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8. Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut!

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9. What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?

Resistance Training!

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10. What country do marathoners retire to?

Iran.

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