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1. What do priests say to get rid of insects in the church?
Let us spray
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2. Don't let things BUG you.
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3. Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
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4. An ant approaches an elephant and asks, “Would you like to play?”
“Sure,” replies the elephant.
“So, what’s your favorite game?” the ant inquires.
“Squash,” says the elephant.
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5. A spider rushes up to his friend and says, “I heard the police are looking for you!”
The other spider replies, “Yes, that’s true.”
“But why?”
“Because I put a bug in the world wide web.”
6. A bee comes home after seeing his doctor for his annual checkup.
His wife asks, “Is everything OK?”
“Not really,” says her husband. “The doctor says I have a bad case of the hives.”
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7. You should hear about my insect puns
They’re un bee-lievable Let’s just hope they don’t fly over your head Do they bug you?
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8. Anyone else hate insect puns? They really bug me
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9. An insect once asked R.Kelly if he could prove he was innocent
He said “I believe i can, fly”
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10. I thought I had an insect on my pants.
It was just my fly.
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11. What is the most dangerous insect?
The hepatitis bee.
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12. Why do military bases have such little amounts of insects?
Because they are strict no-fly zones.
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13. Is insect spray good for wasps?
No, it kills them.
14. What kind of insect can kill germs?
A disinfect-ant.
15. Why did the blood sucking insect learn Latin?
It wanted to be a Roman-tic
16. What do priests say to get rid of insects in the church?
Let us spray
17. Where do ghosts go to scare away all of the insects?
Boo-da-pest.
18. What kind of insect is hard to understand?
A Mumble-bee.
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19. Saw a large green insect on my car window earlier
Must have been a glasshopper
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20. Did you hear about the experoment where they taught insects to use microsoft office?
The whole thing was Excel Ant
21. I walked into the biology lab, and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect.
I said, “I think your fly is open.”
22. Are bees able to fly in the rain?
Not without their yellow jackets.
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23. Why did the ants dance on the jam jar lid?
It said twist to open.
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