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1. What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?

Bready or not, here I crumb!


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2. What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?


You deserve butter.


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3. Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?

He told her she was being too kneady


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4. What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?

You’re toast!


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5. What did one bread lover say to the other?

Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.


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6. What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!


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7. What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?

It’s the yeast I could do.


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8. What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?

Bready or not, here I crumb!


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9. How does bread woo a lover?


With lots of flours.


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10. What did mama bread say to her kids?

It’s way past your breadtime!


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11. How do you get a raise at the bread factory?

Butter up your boss.


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12. Why did the aging bread roll retire?

Her career was already toast.


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13. What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?

It tends to get stale.


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14. What did the bread propose to the lady bread?

"Let's grow Mould together!"


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15. All you Knead is Love.


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16. Life is butter with you ...


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17. Why does the baker go to work?

He Kneads the Dough!


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18. My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.

I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.


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19. Good bakers use real butter so that there is no margarine for error.


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20. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.


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21. Don't be afraid to take Whisks.


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22. Never make plans with a croissant - they are flaky.


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23. Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.


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24. Did you hear about the Italian chef who joined the army?

He wanted a pizza the action


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