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1. What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got married? We’re meant to bean together!


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2. I didn't choose the Mug Life.
The Mug life chose me.


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3. How do you take your coffee?

Seriously ... very seriously.


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4. You’re brew-ti-ful.


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5. Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me.


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6. Sending you a whole latte love.


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7. It’s hard to espresso my feelings for you.


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8. We’re the perfect blend.


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9. Where have you bean all my life?


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10. I’ve bean thinking of you a Latte.


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11. What did the coffee say to its wife?

Hey there, hot stuff!


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12. What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got married? We’re meant to bean together!


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13. What do beans say to their Valentines? You keep me grounded.


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14. Thanks a latte for me being my friend


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15. You mocha me very happy.


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16. I can’t fully espresso my excitement!


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17. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.


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18. I made a pot of coffee, espresso-ly for you.


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19. Everything I brew, I brew it for you...


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20. What’s its favorite Bob Marley song? Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.


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21. What’s a barista’s favorite morning mantra?

Rise and grind!


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22. What do baristas say to their least-favorite customers? You mocha me crazy!


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23. What’s a barista’s favorite exercise at the gym? The French press.


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24. Why was the coffee-shop worker fired? He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.


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25. What do you call it when you walk into a coffee shop and feel like you’ve been there before?

Déja-brew.


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26. How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.


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27. What do you do when your partner drinks your coffee?

I don’t know, but that’s certainly grounds for divorce!


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28. What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee? Their friendship came to a bitter end.


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29. What did the Starbuck employee say when the police called and said a robber was at large?

You mean, “At Venti?”


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30. Where do birds go for a cup of joe?

To the NESTcafe.


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31. How do cups greet each other? With mugs and kisses.


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32. What do gossiping pots do?

Spill the beans.


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33. How does an IT guy drink coffee?

He installs Java.


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34. What do you call a hard-working coffee pot?

A grinder.


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35. What do you call a cow who’s just given birth? De-calf-inated.


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36. Why did the kangaroo stop drinking his cup of coffee?

It made him too jumpy.


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37. Why was everyone getting sick at the coffee shop?

Because there was a lot of coffeeing going on.


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38. What did the barista say to the overly excited coffee beans?

Kettle down everyone.


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39. What did the girl say when her coffee arrived at her table cold?

Cool beans!


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40. She was a little hesitant to try the new caramel flavor, but she decided to give it a shot.


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41. She’ll get her daily cup of coffee through whatever beans necessary.


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42. You spilled your entire cup of coffee? What’s Sumatra with you?


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43. “This coffee tastes like mud!” exclaims a customer in a coffee shop. “Not my fault”, explained the server, “it was ground a few minutes ago.”


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44. I was reading a book about the origin of cappuccino but it was all froth and no substance.


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45. Sorry, AFFOGATO your name?


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46. This cup is my proper-tea


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47. Where do you get coffee in Russia?


Tsarbucks.


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48. What did the man say when his wife asked if he remember to get the coffee with icecream inside it?

“Sorry! Affogato!”


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