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1. What did the man say when his wife threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s as-salt!


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6. I can’t remember that element, but it’s on the tip of my tungsten.


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7. I like to hear chemistry puns, periodically.


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9. A neutron walks into a Restaurant and asks the waiter how much a drink costs.
The waiter said, “For you, no charge.”


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10. Did you attend the newly wed oxygen and potassium's wedding party?
It was OK.


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11. What did the man say when his wife threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s as-salt!


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12. What do you call an acid with an attitude?
A-mean-o Acid


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13. What do you call a nonsensical felon?
A silicon


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14. Why can you never trust an atom?
They make up literally everything!


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15. What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.


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16. What does a photon say when the bellboy asks if he needs any help with his luggage?
“No thanks, I’m traveling light.”


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17. Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got married?
OMG!


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18. I wish I was adenine.
Then I could get paired with U.


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19. Want to hear a Potassium joke?
K!


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20. Where do you put dirty dishes?
The zinc


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21. Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Na


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22. Organic chemistry is difficult.
People who study it have alkynes of trouble.


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23. I was reading a book on helium and I just couldn’t put it down.


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24. My chemistry experiment exploded.
It’s ok, oxidants happen.


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