What did the left side of the brain say to the right side of t ...

Brain Puns Quotes

1. What did the left side of the brain say to the right side of the brain?

Let's split.

2. What kind of tree has hands?
A palm tree.

3. You don’t have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a fish pun.

4. What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?

Gives a brain wave.

5. What did the left side of the brain say to the right side of the brain?

Let's split.

6. Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

7. How do you turn a brain into water?

Remove the 'b'.

8. Why was the brain sad when it lost its locomotive?

Because it lost its train of thought.

9. Never argue with a fictional character. Their minds are completely made up.

10. I finally figured out what's wrong with my brain: on the left side, nothing's right, and on the right side nothing's left.