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1. What did the farmer name his funniest cow?

The Laughing Stock.


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2. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
– Because they lactose.


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3. Nice to MEAT you.


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4. Why did the farmer stop telling cow puns?
Because he butchered every joke.


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5. What did the cow confess to his therapist?

“I feel seen but not herd.”


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6. Why was the cow so afraid of messing up?

Because the steaks were high.


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7. Why did the cow start a fight with his buddy?

There was real beef between them!


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8. What did the cow say to her misbehaving calf?

I am not amoosed by you.


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9. What did the farmer say when his cow wouldn’t produce milk?

This is udderly problematic!


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10. Why don’t most cows lie?

They can smell bull.


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11. What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

It’s pasture bedtime.


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12. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.


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13. What do you call the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before?

Deja-moo


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14. What’s a cow’s best subject in school?

Cow-culus.


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15. Where do cows eat lunch?

In the Calfeteria.


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16. What did the farmer name his funniest cow?

The Laughing Stock.


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17. Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

To make beautiful moo-sic.


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18. Cow: My grandfather was knight.

His name was Sir Loin.


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19. When does a Koala go "moo"?

When it is learning a new language!


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20. What do you call a cow who’s just given birth? De-calf-inated.


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21. Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry.


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22. What are cows knees called?

burger joints


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