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1. What did the egg say after it was ghosted?

Why the hell are you egg-noring me?


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2. I'm so egghausted from people bacon my heart all the time.


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3. I'm so EGGcited.


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4. We make an EGGcellent pair.


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5. What kind of car does an egg drive?

A Yolkswagen!


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6. Why do chickens lay eggs?

Because if they dropped them, they’d break.


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7. What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?

Hen-durance.


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8. What do chickens call school tests?

Eggs-aminations.


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9. What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.


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10. Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

Fry-day


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11. What do chickens study in school?

Eggonomics.


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12. SCRAMBLING for an Egg joke, but I can't seem to WHIP one up.


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13. Why did the egg regret being in an omelet?

It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be!


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14. What did the egg say after it was ghosted?

Why the hell are you egg-noring me?


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15. What did Snow White name her hen?

Egg White!


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16. Why were the eggs running so fast?

They were afraid of being beaten!


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17. How did the omelet find out she was ill?

She had a medical eggs-am!


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18. What did the egg say after someone bumped into her?

Egg-scuse me!


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19. Why did the Easter egg hide?

He was a little chicken!


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20. How do monsters like their eggs?

Terri-fried.


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21. What’s the worst crime as far as an egg is concerned?

Poaching!


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22. Why should you be careful about what you say around egg whites?

Everyone knows they can’t take a yolk.


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23. What did the officer say to the egg after he pulled it over for speeding?

Omelettin’ it slide this time.


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24. What did the egg say to the clown?

You crack me up.


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25. Egg-sactly
Egg-citing
Egg-static
Egg-stravagent
Egg-splosive
Eggs-ercise
Egg-ceptional
Egg-streme
Eggs-aggerate


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26. Don’t yolk to me.


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27. Are you egg-noring me? Don’t you like my egg-cellent jokes?


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28. Have an eggcellent birthday.


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