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1. What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.
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2. What if prisons let prisoners take their own mugshots?
Cellfies.
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3. How can you put a picture into jail?
You just need to frame it.
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4. Do you know why they locked up the star in jail?
Because the star was a shooting star.
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5. What is the most common difference between a jail and a concentration camp?
In the former you can take bath to freshen you up and in the later you may die when you are bathing.
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6. If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
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7. Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
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8. What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside?
Make another hole to drain the water.
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9. How come iPhone chargers are not called Apple Juice?
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10. Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.
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11. Question: why did the chicken cross the road
Answer: because he wanted to
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12. An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?”
The student replied, “It is obviously past.”
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13. If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
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14. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
– Because they lactose.
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15. What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.
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16. Why do Java Programmers wear glasses?
- Because they don’t C#.
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17. If I’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?
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18. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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19. What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octo-puss.
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20. There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.
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21. Why don’t bananas snore?
Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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22. Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.
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23. What do bananas say when they answer the phone?
Yellow.
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24. Why did the farm hand lose his job on the banana farm?
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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25. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't PEELING well.
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26. What’s yellow and always points north?
A magnetic banana.
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27. What fruit do sheeps like the most?
Baaaaa-nanas.
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28. How did the unripe banana feel about the ripe banana?
It was green with envy.
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29. My friend said, "What rhymes with banana?"
I replied: "No it doesn't".
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30. What's yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A banana disguised as a cucumber!
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31. What did the banana say to the chimpanzee?
Nothing, bananas don't talk!
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32. What is yellow and always points to the north?
It's a magnetic banana.
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33. Q: Why did the gorilla eat the banana?
A: Because it’s a gorilla!
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34. What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food
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35. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos
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36. What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?
Carpet.
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37. What did the traffic light say to the car?
“Hey! Don’t look! I’m about to change!”
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38. What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
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39. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
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40. What did the egg say after it was ghosted?
Why the hell are you egg-noring me?
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41. Q: Where does a lion sleep?
A: Anywhere he wants to!
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42. Q: Why do lions always eat raw meat?
A: Because they don’t know how to cook.
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43. When does a Koala go "moo"?
When it is learning a new language!
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44. Once an ant and elephant were going on a new scooter. They met with an accident. The elephant died but the ant was alive. Why?
Because ant was wearing a helmet.
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45. Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.
Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.
Q. The lion invited all animals to his birthday party. All came except one. Which one?
A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.
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46. Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was glued to the first one.
Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It thought it was a game.
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47. Q: How many legs does an elephant have?
A: Four, two in the front, two in the back.
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48. Q: How do you get an elephant into a VW?
A: Open the car door, put the elephant inside, close the door.
Q: How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
A: Open the VW door, take the elephant out, close the VW door, open the fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge.
Q: How do you get 4 elephants into a Volkswagen?
A: 2 in the front and 2 in the back
Q: How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?
A: There's a VW parked outside your house.
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49. Q: What has two tails, two trunks and five feet?
A: An elephant with spare parts
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50. Q. There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
A. It wasn’t raining.
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51. Q. What’s green, wrinkly and has a long nose?
A. An elephant. I lied about the green part.
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52. Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
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53. Q: What’s the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
A: You can’t make a paper airplane out of an elephant.
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54. Q: How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
A: Turn off the lights.
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55. Q: What kind of candy never arrives on time?
A: ChocoLate
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56. Q: If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have?
A: Diabetes.
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57. Are bees able to fly in the rain?
Not without their yellow jackets.
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58. Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
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