What did the angry customer give the pizzeria owner? A pizz ...

Angry Puns Quotes

1. What did the angry customer give the pizzeria owner?

A pizza his mind.

2. The Angry past, present and future walked in to a room.

It was tense.

3. What did the angry customer give the pizzeria owner?

A pizza his mind.

4. I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people were angry when it collapsed.

5. Anger management classes seem to be getting popular nowadays.
You could say they're all the rage.

6. I run a restaurant and have written a book about Anger Managment

It’s called Why is the hostess crying again?

7. My boss gave me a brochure on anger management a few hours ago.

I just lost it.

8. How do Arabs overcome their anger?

They just Sheikh it off

9. I angered my martial arts instructor...

He flipped...

10. What happens when you annoy a clock?

It gets ticked off.