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1. What did one bottled water say to the other?

Water you doing tonight?


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2. My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”


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3. What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it just waved.


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4. What is the sea say to the river?

You can run, but you can't tide.


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5. What runs but never walks?

Water!


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6. What keeps a dock floating above water?

Pier pressure.


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7. Why do male dogs float on water?

Because they're good buoys.


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8. What did one bottled water say to the other?

Water you doing tonight?


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9. Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze.


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10. What did the beach say to the wave?

Long tide, no sea.


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