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1. We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since.

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We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife

2. My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

- Socrates

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We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her

3. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

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We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurassic Park.

4. Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurassic Park.

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We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - Before you marry a person, you should first make them us

5. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

- Will Ferrell

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We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re lo

6. Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

- Emma Bombeck

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We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven y

7. My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

- Jack Benny

We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers

8. Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.

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We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspe

9. A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.

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We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - Marriage is like vitamins: We supplement each other’s

10. Marriage is like vitamins: We supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.

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We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - The best way to get most husbands to do something is to

11. The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.

- Ann Bancroft

We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - The most important four words for a successful marriage:

12. The most important four words for a successful marriage: I’ll do the dishes.

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We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate

13. Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; Marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry the trash out.

- Joyce Brothers

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We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - Before I got married I had six theories about raising ch

14. Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now I have six children and no theories.

- John Wilmot

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We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - I love being married. It’s so great to find that one s

15. I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

- Rita Rudner

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We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which

16. Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you were on your own.

- Eddie Cantor

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We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - If you want to know how your girl will treat you after m

17. If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

- Sam Levenson

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We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than

18. Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.

- Zig Ziglar

We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - Marriage: sometimes soulmates, sometimes cellmates.

19. Marriage: sometimes soulmates, sometimes cellmates.

- Rory Elder

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20. When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.

- Molly McGee

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We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - A man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marryin

21. A man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them.

22. Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them.

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23. We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since.

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We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - You know you are in a very happy marriage when the perso

24. You know you are in a very happy marriage when the person still gives you the same feelings you get when you see your food coming at a restaurant.

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We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got ma

25. What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got married? We’re meant to bean together!

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We both said 'I Do' and we haven't agreed on a single thing since. - Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his own se

26. Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before.

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