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1. Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female entered the bus and the male did not enter it why?

Because it was a ladies bus

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Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female e - It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don't expe

2. It takes an advanced sense of humor.

I don't expect everybody to understand.

- Michael Scott

Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female e - No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizin

3. No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.

- Michael Scott

Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female e - Passive-aggressive or covert bullying: Difficult to

4. Passive-aggressive or covert bullying: Difficult to notice. A passive-aggressive or covert bully, however, behaves appropriately on the surface, but takes you down with subtlety.

Examples of passive-aggressive and covert bullying include negative gossip, negative joking at someone’s expense, sarcasm, condescending eye contact, facial expression or gestures, mimicking to ridicule, deliberately causing embarrassment and insecurity, the invisible treatment, social exclusion, professional isolation, and deliberately sabotaging someone’s well-being, happiness, and success.

- Preston Ni

Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female e - Women only call me ugly until they find out how much

5. Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor

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Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female e - Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks t

6. Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?”
– The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

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Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female e - Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys

7. Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female e - My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymo

8. My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”

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Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female e - Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it

9. Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.

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Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female e - Once there was an elephant walking on the edge of a

10. Once there was an elephant walking on the edge of a valley,full of water.The elephant fell into the water.So,what is the first thing he will do?

Answer- Get wet!!

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Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female e - Once an ant was on her way to a restaurant on a scoo

11. Once an ant was on her way to a restaurant on a scooter,on the way she meets a elephant who asks her to give him a lift,she tells him to sit at the back.

While they were travelling, they meet another elephant asking for a lift, but the ant refuses, why???

Answer:Traffic rules say,three people not allowed on 1 scooter.

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12. Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female entered the bus and the male did not enter it why?

Because it was a ladies bus

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Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female e - Is insect spray good for wasps? No, it kills them

13. Is insect spray good for wasps?

No, it kills them.

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Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female e - My New Year's resolution is 1080 pixels.

14. My New Year's resolution is 1080 pixels.

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Two elephants one elephant was a male and another female. The female e - Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean for

15. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That’s just how I roll.

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