Garden Puns Quotes

1. Time to celery-brate


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Time Puns   |   



Explore More Quotes

2. What does the letter “A” have in common with a flower?
They both have bees coming after them.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Funny Gardening   |    Flower   |    Blossom   |    Brain Teaser Riddles   |    Garden Puns   |   

3. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Funny Gardening   |    Brain Teaser Riddles   |    Lame Questions Answers   |    Garden Puns   |   

4. Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
Because they were too corny.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Funny Gardening   |    Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



5. What do you get if you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Funny Gardening   |    Garden   |    Tree Puns   |    Garden Puns   |   

6. What do you call it when worms take over the world?
Global Worming


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Funny Gardening   |    Global Warming   |    Puns   |    Garden Puns   |   



7. What kind of tree has hands?
A palm tree.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Funny Gardening   |    Brain Teaser Riddles   |    Brain Puns   |    Tree Puns   |    Puns   |    Garden Puns   |   



8. What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Funny Gardening   |    Tree Puns   |    Puns   |    Garden Puns   |   

9. Thyme is of the essence.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Funny Gardening   |   

10. Turnip down for what?


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



11. Lettuce be thankful


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

12. I don’t carrot at all!!!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Carrot   |   

13. Just dill with it


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



14. Time to celery-brate


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Time Puns   |   

15. I hope thistle cheer you up!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   

16. Don’t kale my vibe


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



17. I love you from my head tomatoes


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |    Cute Puns   |   

18. Good chives only


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

19. I’m rooting for you!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



20. Wood you be mine?


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   

21. My heart beets for you


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   

22. I yam what I yam


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



23. Absolutely Radishing.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

24. You had me at aloe.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   

25.

Garden Love Puns



Aloe You Vera Much


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   



26. Be nice or leaf.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

27. Wish I could turn back thyme...


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

28. Make thyme for loved ones...


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   



29. It’s Party thyme!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

30. Find Inner Peas.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

31. Good Thymes!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   



32. Oh Kale Yeah!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

33. LETTUCE ROMAINE Friends.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   

34. No FIG Deal!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



35. Don't let things BUG you.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Bug Puns   |   

36. Look forward to the FUCHSIA


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

37. I Love You BERRY Much.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |    Cute Puns   |   



38. Orange you so sweet?


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   

39. Collateral Cabbage.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

40. THYME to TURNIP the BEET.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



41. BEES PLEASE!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

42. I Wet my Plants.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

43. That’s a bit mulch!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



44. Just one of ROSE things...


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

45. I beg your garden?


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

46. I wasn’t all that interested in gardening, but I planted a few seeds, and it grew on me.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



47. I want to start gardening, but I haven’t botany plants.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

48. I was offered a job as a gardener, but I didn’t take it because the celery was too low.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

49. I asked the staff at my local garden centre what to grow in my garden. They gave me some sage advice.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Funny Gardening   |    Puns   |   



50. I'm so Grapeful for you.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   

51. Rootin' for ya.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

52. Don't be Ranunculus.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



53. I hope thistle cheer you up.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |   

54. Please be SEEDED.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

55. Aloe Ha!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   



56. Congratulations on your big a-chive-ment.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

57. Say Aloe to my little friend.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

58. We were mint to be...


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |    Cute Puns   |   



59. When kissing flowers, tulips are better than one.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |    Love Puns   |   

60. Ain’t nobody got thyme for that.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Garden Puns   |    Puns   |   

61. How did the baby banana become so spoiled?
Mama banana left him out in the sun for too long.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Banana Puns   |    Puns   |    Garden Puns   |    Sun Puns   |   



62. Lettuce celebrate with cake.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Cake Puns   |    Garden Puns   |    Funny Birthday Wishes   |   

63. What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?

Aww, shucks!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Corn Puns   |    Garden Puns   |   

64. My sister is a real big dill.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Sister Puns   |    Garden Puns   |   



65. Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?

Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Running Puns   |    Garden Puns   |    Ketchup   |   

66. I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor reccomended sleeping in a herb garden. Sounds odd, I know, but now he wakes up on Thyme.


  whatsapp twitter ReadBeach Instagram    

Tags: Time Puns   |    Garden Puns   |