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1. There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is.

- Jon Stewart


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2. Two tomatoes went jogging. One trips and falls. The other tomato said, "Grab my Heinz and I'll help you up." Trippy tomato replies, "Nah, you go ahead. I'll ketchup.


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3. I accidentally squirted ketchup in my eye

I now have Heinzsight


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4. I put Ketchup on my Ketchup.


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5. I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face.

- Scarlett Johansson


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6. Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup.

- Henry James


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7. Surround yourself with people who are the ketchup to your french fries-they make you a better version of yourself. Yes french fries are amazing on their own, but combined with ketchup they are a force. Spend time with people who bring out your true flavors, but don't overpower you.

- Grace Helbig


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8. You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

- Jeff Foxworthy


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9. There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is.

- Jon Stewart


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10. I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day. It used to be sushi, but these days I cannot stop eating mac and cheese. I haven't had it from a box in a long time, but I'll make it homemade style with four types of cheeses, lots of milk, maybe a little ketchup. I don't know, I'm crazy like that.

- Cobie Smulders


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