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1. There's a lot of cities in France, like Paris, Marseilles, or Lyon.
But there's only one city that's Nice.
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2. Where do ghosts go to scare away all of the insects?
Boo-da-pest.
3. What’s a city you can’t enter?
Ethnicity
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4. Some cities have bathrooms that you pay to use.
You could say they are charging a Pee-mium.
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5. Which city in California has the most ghosts?
Maliboo
6. What’s the Fastest Growing City on Earth?
The capital of Ireland.
It’s Dublin every day.
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7. There's a lot of cities in France, like Paris, Marseilles, or Lyon.
But there's only one city that's Nice.
8. What do you call a city ran by fat people?
Obescity
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9. I don't see many little people in my city
I guess they're a small percent of the population here
10. What is a weightlifter’s favorite city?
Gainesville
11. What city has the smallest police force?
Minneapolis
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12. Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
13. Which USA state has the smallest soft drink?
Mini-Soda
14. Where’s the best place to dance in California?
San Fran’s Disco.
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15. Where do sheep go on holiday?
To the Baaaahamas.
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16. I once met a man who had many knees. He was from the country of Poly-Knee-Sia!
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17. Just had double knee surgery in Japan
I guess you can call them Japa-knees
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