There's a lot of cities in France, like Paris, Marseilles, or ...

City Puns Quotes

1. There's a lot of cities in France, like Paris, Marseilles, or Lyon.

But there's only one city that's Nice.

2. What’s a city you can’t enter?

Ethnicity

3. Some cities have bathrooms that you pay to use.

You could say they are charging a Pee-mium.

4. Which city in California has the most ghosts?

Maliboo

5. What’s the Fastest Growing City on Earth?

The capital of Ireland.

It’s Dublin every day.

6. There's a lot of cities in France, like Paris, Marseilles, or Lyon.

But there's only one city that's Nice.

7. What do you call a city ran by fat people?

Obescity

8. I don't see many little people in my city

I guess they're a small percent of the population here

9. What is a weightlifter’s favorite city?

Gainesville

10. What city has the smallest police force?

Minneapolis

11. Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?

It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!

12. Which USA state has the smallest soft drink?

Mini-Soda

13. Where’s the best place to dance in California?

San Fran’s Disco.

14. Where do sheep go on holiday?

To the Baaaahamas.

15. I once met a man who had many knees. He was from the country of Poly-Knee-Sia!

16. Just had double knee surgery in Japan

I guess you can call them Japa-knees