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1. There's a lot of cities in France, like Paris, Marseilles, or Lyon.
But there's only one city that's Nice.


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2. What’s a city you can’t enter?
Ethnicity


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3. Some cities have bathrooms that you pay to use.
You could say they are charging a Pee-mium.


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4. Which city in California has the most ghosts?
Maliboo


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5. What’s the Fastest Growing City on Earth?
The capital of Ireland.
It’s Dublin every day.


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6. There's a lot of cities in France, like Paris, Marseilles, or Lyon.
But there's only one city that's Nice.



7. What do you call a city ran by fat people?
Obescity


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8. I don't see many little people in my city
I guess they're a small percent of the population here


9. What is a weightlifter’s favorite city?
Gainesville


10. What city has the smallest police force?
Minneapolis


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11. Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!


12. Which USA state has the smallest soft drink?
Mini-Soda


13. Where’s the best place to dance in California?
San Fran’s Disco.


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14. Where do sheep go on holiday?
To the Baaaahamas.


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