The weather forecast says it won’t rain for three months, bu ...

Rain Puns Quotes

1. The weather forecast says it won’t rain for three months, but I drought it.

2. Why did the mouse stay inside?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

3. Never mind cats and dogs, it was raining chickens and ducks yesterday. Fowl weather.

4. Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry.

5. The weather forecast says it won’t rain for three months, but I drought it.

6. A friend of mine did his pilot’s exam just after a storm, and flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.

7. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Accordion

Accordion who?

Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.

8. Are bees able to fly in the rain?

Not without their yellow jackets.

9. What type of pants do rain clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

10. What do books wear on a wet and rainy day?

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