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1. The lion is the most popular animal at the zoo
It’s the mane attraction
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2. What did the giraffe say before being attacked by a lion?
Easy tiger!
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3. What happens when a lion roars 3 times?
Movie starts
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4. An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than them.
He was consumed by pride.
5. What do you call a baby lion on lettuce?
Cub Salad.
6. What would’ve been a better name for the lion instead of King of the Jungle?
Emperoar
7. Would you rather be stuck in a cage with a lion or a bear?
Between the two, I’d take the ladder.
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8. What do call a lion that always lies?
A lion lion
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9. Why did the lion win the big race?
He was a cheetah
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10. The lion is the most popular animal at the zoo
It’s the mane attraction
11. You’re so sweet… and I ain’t lion!
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12. Q: How does a lion greet other animals?
A: I’m pleased to eat you.
13. Q: Is it better to have a tiger eat you or a lion?
A: It’s a no brainer – it’s way better to have the tiger eat the lion (and not you).
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14. Q: Where does a lion sleep?
A: Anywhere he wants to!
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15. Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
A: ‘Let us prey.’
16. Q: Why do lions always eat raw meat?
A: Because they don’t know how to cook.
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17. Q: What do you call a lion who’s a superstar singer?
A: Kitty Perry.
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18. Q: What’s a lion’s favorite soccer player?
A: Lion-el Messi
19. My lion impression went down well. A roaring success.
20. I would tell you about my dream involving a Lion, a Witch and a Wardrobe, but it’s Narnia business.
21. A lion goes into a restaurant and orders a steak. The waiter asks how he would like it. The lion replies, “RAW!”
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22. A neighbour told me he spotted a lion recently. I told him that if it was spotted, it was more likely a leopard…
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23. I called the nature preserve.
The Lion was busy.
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24. Don't listen to this guy...
He is lion.
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25. I ain't lion when I say I Love You.
26. I'm not Lion
You're the cutest.
27. I have the eye of a tiger and the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
