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1. The Dalmatian hid from people because he didn’t want to be spotted


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2. Today has been ruff.


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3. The Dalmatian hid from people because he didn’t want to be spotted


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4. My dog’s favorite band is The Beagles


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5. My dog hates the rain. He doesn’t want to step in a poodle.


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6. What does a dog like to eat for breakfast?

Woofles


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7. The dog barked all night without any paws.


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8. I’m all about the pug life.


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9. I'm not fat...

I'm just a little husky.


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10. Why did the mouse stay inside?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.


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11. Where do the following animals go when they get sick?

Horse - The horsepital.

A fish? The weterinarian
A duck? The ducktor
A bird? The flychologist.
A wolf? The dentist.
A dog? On your carpet usually.


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12. Dog: Where are you going?

Ant:My step brother - the elephant - has met with an accident.Since we have the same blood group,I am going to donate some blood for him.


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13. Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?

He was part husky!


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14. Never mind cats and dogs, it was raining chickens and ducks yesterday. Fowl weather.


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15. We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.


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16. Why do male dogs float on water?

Because they're good buoys.


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