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That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway.

2. One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.

- Jim Halpert

That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.

3. Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.

- Andy Bernard

That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?'

4. Whenever I'm about to do something, I think,

'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would,

I do not do that thing.

- Dwight Schrute

That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but

5. I’m not a millionaire.

I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.

Then I thought maybe by 40, but by 40 I had less money than I did when I was 30.

- Michael Scott

That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - Why are you the way that you are?

6. Why are you the way that you are?

- Michael Scott

That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - Look, it doesn’t take a genius to know that every organization thrives w

7. Look, it doesn’t take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn’t have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be without the popes?

- Oscar Martinez

That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the wor

8. Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed’s brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top.

I’ve read some of it.

Even for the Internet, it’s… pretty shocking.

- Ryan Howard

That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - I had a great summer. I got west nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I

9. I had a great summer. I got west nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. And I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected. Even though I peed on it...

- Michael Scott

That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - Kelly: If I was you, I would just like, freak out and get really drunk, an

10. Kelly: If I was you, I would just like, freak out and get really drunk, and then tell someone I was pregnant.

Pam: Okay, that's a lot of good ideas. Thanks.

- Pam Beesly

That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - InshaAllah (noun): A Magical land where 99% of all promises, presence

11. InshaAllah (noun):

A Magical land where 99% of all promises, presence and punctuality is stored.

That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - I'm sarcastic because punching people is so Haraam.

12. I'm sarcastic because punching people is so Haraam.

That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - Some women have mood swings... others have mood theme parks.

13. Some women have mood swings... others have mood theme parks.

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That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - You really do live in your own little world don't you?

14. You really do live in your own little world don't you?

- Chandler Bing

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That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - the quickest way to a man's heart is through 4th and 5th ribs

15. the quickest way to a man's heart is through 4th and 5th ribs

That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - A: [B], we tried things your way. B: No, we didn't. A: I did it in my he

16. A: [B], we tried things your way.
B: No, we didn't.
A: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - A: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal.

17. A: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - A: So what do you have planned for the future? B: Lunch. A: No, like lon

18. A: So what do you have planned for the future?
B: Lunch.
A: No, like long term.
B: Oh...um, dinner?

That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - Men cooking... Because the last generation of mothers didn't teach their

19. Men cooking...
Because the last generation of mothers didn't teach their daughters shit

That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - I can't believe this - both of my boyfriends are cheating on me.

20. I can't believe this - both of my boyfriends are cheating on me.

That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - Is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not load

21. Is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?

- Susan Elizabeth Phillips

That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

22. Did you just fall?

No, I was checking if gravity still works.

That is a bit disturbing- on a couple of levels. - My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once

23. My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

- Jack Benny