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Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be ill

1. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

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Tags: Flirty | Illegal | Looking Good | Call the Cops |

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Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - Are you an orphanage? Because I wanna give you kids.

2. Are you an orphanage? Because I wanna give you kids.

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Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - my love for you is like diarrhea - i just can't hold

3. my love for you is like diarrhea - i just can't hold it in

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Tags: Flirty | Funny | Annoyingly Funny | Diarrhea | Love Quotes for Her |

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - You like sand, I like bricks. Why don't we build a r

4. You like sand, I like bricks. Why don't we build a relationship?

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Tags: Flirty | Relationship | Love Messages | Sand | Brick |

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - is your dad a drug dealer? because you are so dope.

5. is your dad a drug dealer? because you are so dope.

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Tags: Flirty | Drugs | Deal | Dope |

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - are you a kidnapper? because you just abducted my he

6. are you a kidnapper? because you just abducted my heart

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Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - is your dad a terrorist? because you are a bombshell

7. is your dad a terrorist? because you are a bombshell

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Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - was that an earthquake? or did you just rock my worl

8. was that an earthquake? or did you just rock my world

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Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - you're too hot. you should chill with me.

9. you're too hot. you should chill with me.

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Tags: Flirty | Chill |

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - Baby, where we’re going, you won’t need a shirt.

10. Baby, where we’re going, you won’t need a shirt.

- Vernon D Burns

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Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - I guess your name is Google. Because you have everyt

11. I guess your name is Google. Because you have everything that I am searching for

- Ryan Gosling

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Tags: Flirty | Searching | I Guess | Google | You are Enough |

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways

12. I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways to use them

- Anna Held

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Tags: Flirty | Eyes | Useful |

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you wou

13. If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you would be my nothing?

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Tags: Flirty | Nothing | Nothing To Lose | Nothing Lasts Forever |

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - I can’t handle this dinner alone, come and help me

14. I can’t handle this dinner alone, come and help me

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Tags: Flirty | Dinner | Food |

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - Hi, I’m just planning my future and I wanted to as

15. Hi, I’m just planning my future and I wanted to ask you: Are you free for the rest of your life?

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Tags: Flirty | Future | Planning | Free |

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - The best thing about me is you

16. The best thing about me is you

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Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I w

17. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

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Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sente

18. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

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Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d

19. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

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Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing e

20. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

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Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning

21. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

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Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that - Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be ill

22. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

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Tags: Flirty | Illegal | Looking Good | Call the Cops |

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Anna Held | Ryan Gosling | Vernon D Burns |