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1. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!


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Tags: Flirty   |    Illegal   |    Looking Good   |    Call the Cops   |   



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2. Are you an orphanage? Because I wanna give you kids.


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Tags: Flirty   |    Orphan   |    Pregnant   |   

3. my love for you is like diarrhea - i just can't hold it in


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Tags: Flirty   |    Funny   |    Annoyingly Funny   |    Diarrhea   |    Love Quotes for Her   |   

4. You like sand, I like bricks. Why don't we build a relationship?


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Tags: Flirty   |    Relationship   |    Love Messages   |    Sand   |    Brick   |   



5. is your dad a drug dealer? because you are so dope.


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Tags: Flirty   |    Drugs   |    Deal   |    Dope   |   

6. are you a kidnapper? because you just abducted my heart


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7. is your dad a terrorist? because you are a bombshell


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Tags: Flirty   |    Bomb   |    Terrorist   |   



8. was that an earthquake? or did you just rock my world


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Tags: Flirty   |    Earthquake   |    Rock My World   |   

9. you're too hot. you should chill with me.


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Tags: Flirty   |    Chill   |   

10. Baby, where we’re going, you won’t need a shirt.

- Vernon D Burns


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11. I guess your name is Google. Because you have everything that I am searching for

- Ryan Gosling


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Tags: Flirty   |    Searching   |    I Guess   |    Google   |    You are Enough   |   

12. I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways to use them

- Anna Held


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Tags: Flirty   |    Eyes   |    Useful   |   

13. If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you would be my nothing?


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Tags: Flirty   |    Nothing   |    Nothing To Lose   |    Nothing Lasts Forever   |   



14. I can’t handle this dinner alone, come and help me


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Tags: Flirty   |    Dinner   |    Food   |   

15. Hi, I’m just planning my future and I wanted to ask you: Are you free for the rest of your life?


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Tags: Flirty   |    Future   |    Planning   |    Free   |   

16. The best thing about me is you


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Tags: Flirty   |    Love   |    Love Messages   |   



17. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


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18. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.


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Tags: Flirty   |    Prison   |   

19. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.


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Tags: Flirty   |    Cute   |    Love Messages   |   



20. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!


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Tags: Flirty   |    Alien   |   

21. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.


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Tags: Flirty   |    Meaning Of Life   |   

22. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!


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Tags: Flirty   |    Illegal   |    Looking Good   |    Call the Cops   |