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1. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!


Tags: Flirty | Illegal | Looking Good | Call the Cops |
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2. Are you an orphanage? Because I wanna give you kids.


Tags: Flirty | Orphan | Pregnant |
3. my love for you is like diarrhea - i just can't hold it in


Tags: Flirty | Funny | Annoyingly Funny | Diarrhea | Love Quotes for Her |
4. You like sand, I like bricks. Why don't we build a relationship?


Tags: Flirty | Relationship | Love Messages | Sand | Brick |
5. is your dad a drug dealer? because you are so dope.


Tags: Flirty | Drugs | Deal | Dope |
6. are you a kidnapper? because you just abducted my heart


Tags: Flirty | Kidnap | Love Messages |

7. is your dad a terrorist? because you are a bombshell


Tags: Flirty | Bomb | Terrorist |
8. was that an earthquake? or did you just rock my world


Tags: Flirty | Earthquake | Rock My World |
9. you're too hot. you should chill with me.


10. Baby, where we’re going, you won’t need a shirt.


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11. I guess your name is Google. Because you have everything that I am searching for


Tags: Flirty | Searching | I Guess | Google | You are Enough |
12. I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways to use them


Tags: Flirty | Eyes | Useful |
13. If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you would be my nothing?


Tags: Flirty | Nothing | Nothing To Lose | Nothing Lasts Forever |
14. I can’t handle this dinner alone, come and help me


Tags: Flirty | Dinner | Food |
15. Hi, I’m just planning my future and I wanted to ask you: Are you free for the rest of your life?


Tags: Flirty | Future | Planning | Free |
16. The best thing about me is you


Tags: Flirty | Love | Love Messages |
17. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


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18. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.


19. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.


Tags: Flirty | Cute | Love Messages |
20. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!


21. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.


Tags: Flirty | Meaning Of Life |
22. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!


Tags: Flirty | Illegal | Looking Good | Call the Cops |