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1. Some cities have bathrooms that you pay to use.

You could say they are charging a Pee-mium.


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2. What’s a city you can’t enter?

Ethnicity


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3. Some cities have bathrooms that you pay to use.

You could say they are charging a Pee-mium.


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4. Which city in California has the most ghosts?

Maliboo


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5. What’s the Fastest Growing City on Earth?

The capital of Ireland.

It’s Dublin every day.


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6. There's a lot of cities in France, like Paris, Marseilles, or Lyon.

But there's only one city that's Nice.


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7. What do you call a city ran by fat people?

Obescity


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8. I don't see many little people in my city

I guess they're a small percent of the population here


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9. What is a weightlifter’s favorite city?

Gainesville


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10. What city has the smallest police force?

Minneapolis


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11. Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?

It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!


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12. Which USA state has the smallest soft drink?

Mini-Soda


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13. Where’s the best place to dance in California?

San Fran’s Disco.


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14. Where do sheep go on holiday?

To the Baaaahamas.


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15. I once met a man who had many knees. He was from the country of Poly-Knee-Sia!


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16. Just had double knee surgery in Japan

I guess you can call them Japa-knees


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