Banana Puns Quotes
1. She is the ripe one for you.
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2. Why don’t bananas snore?
Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
3. Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.
4. What do bananas say when they answer the phone?
5. How is a banana peel on the floor like music?
Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.
6. What kind of a key opens a banana?
7. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't PEELING well.
8. Why did they cancel the ice cream social?
The banana split with the ice cream.
9. What fruit do sheeps like the most?
10. Where do bananas buy their clothes?
11. Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
12. How did the baby banana become so spoiled?
Mama banana left him out in the sun for too long.
13. These banana puns are making me peel unwell.
14. Why did the banana go to the barbers?
Because it had split ends!
15. What do you call a fruit that's in charge of the company?
The top banana.
16. What's yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A banana disguised as a cucumber!
17. What would you do if you saw a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up.
18. What kind of a key can open a banana?
19. What's worst than a chimp eating bananas?
A chimp going bananas!
20. What is yellow and always points to the north?
It's a magnetic banana.
21. What did the Banana say to the therapist?
"All I PEEL is pain."
22. Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a Banana.
23. By hearing your suggestion, I’m peeling better now.
24. Let me peel this moment!
25. She is the ripe one for you.
26. Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.
27. Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars.
28. Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.
29. Q: What is the hippest kind of fruit?
A: A bae-nae-nae.
30. Q: What made the banana such a smoothie ?
31. I'm Bananas for you. Let's never split.