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1. Remember when you could refer to your knees as right and left?

instead of Good and Bad?

Ah Good Times, Eh!


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2. No matter what treatment I did on my knee, it still complained. Guess, I have never seen such a whi-knee!


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3. My daughter came to me crying, "Daddy, I hurt my knee!". There was a lot of concern when I asked her whether Eenie, Meenie, and Mo were alright!


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4. I once met a man who had many knees. He was from the country of Poly-Knee-Sia!


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5. Doctor:
Well, the knee replacement surgery went fantastic. But we had no idea what you wanted to replace it with. So .. we put in a lung.


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6. Doctor: Your X-Ray showed a broken bone, but we replaced it with Photoshop.


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7. I didn't think my knee replacement surgery would help.

I stand corrected.


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8. What do you call it when the inventor of the ceramic knee replacement gets a metal knee replacement?

Iron-Knee


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9. Hello Doctor.

I already diagnosed myself on the Internet.

I am only here for a second opinion.


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10. That pain in my knee means rain is coming.

And that pain in my neck means relatives are coming.


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11. I JUST
HAD A
JOINT

replacement in my knee


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12. Remember when you could refer to your knees as right and left?

instead of Good and Bad?

Ah Good Times, Eh!


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13. A football player goes to the doctor and says "It hurts whenever I touch my face, knee and elbow."

The doctor says,
"You've broken your hand."


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14. As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, “Honey?”
She gasped audibly and said, “Yeah?”

I said, “Help! My knee is made of magnets!”


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15. My left knee has never committed a crime.

I can’t say the same for his felony.


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16. What do you call a guy with an ant on his knee?

Anthony


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17. Why did the kid rub herbs on his scraped knee?

Because his Dad told him thyme heals all wounds.


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18. Just had double knee surgery in Japan

I guess you can call them Japa-knees


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19. My son and I both have knee problems

It is a joint issue


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20. Mickey to Goofy: My knee hurts!
Goofy: Which one?

Mickey: Disney!


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21. What are cows knees called?

burger joints


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22. Do you know Chinese people have very bad knees?

When they meet each other, they often ask: "knee how?"


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23. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

That’s just how I roll.


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24. The doctors amputated my leg at the knee, but I have no idea why.

Frankly, I'm stumped.


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