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1. Q: Why will fish never take responsibility?

A: Because it’s always salmon else’s fault.


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2. Where do the following animals go when they get sick?

Horse - The horsepital.

A fish? The weterinarian
A duck? The ducktor
A bird? The flychologist.
A wolf? The dentist.
A dog? On your carpet usually.


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3. Dear Cod, I laughed so hard!


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4. We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.


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5. Any fin is possible, just trout yourself!


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6. Ahh guys, you’re krilling me now!


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7. We, the jury, find this site gill-ty of too many fish puns!


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8. Oh for Gods hake, not another fish pun.


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9. What’s this fish pun website you’ve been herring all about?


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10. You don’t have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a fish pun.


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11. Create your own fish pun, don’t leave it to salmon else.


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12. Can you do any Betta than this?


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13. Are you trying to gill-t me into thinking of a better pun?


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14. My dad was a fisherman, but he quit because his net income wasn’t enough.


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15. DJ’s aren’t allowed to work at fish markets because they’re always dropping the bass.


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16. Cod you pass me the salt?


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17. All I sea are bass-icaly cod awful puns!


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18. You’ve met your nemo-sis.


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19. You better not, or you’ll feel my wrasse!


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20. We all just need to clam down now; I’m a bit shell shocked.


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21. We whaley need to stop now!


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22. Q: Which fish go to heaven?

A: Angelfish.


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23. Q: Why did the fish get bad grades?

A: Because it was below sea level.


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24. Q: Why did the little boy not eat his sushi?

A: Because it looked too fishy.


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25. Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a fish?

A: One is a scum-sucking scavenger; the other is just a fish.


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26. Q: If a fish got the main role in a movie, what would it be called?

A: Starfish.


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27. Q: How does a school of fish keep up to date about sealife?

A: They listen to the current news.


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28. Q: How do you tuna fish?

A: Adjust their scales.


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29. Q: How do you keep a fish from smelling?

A: Chop of its nose.


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30. Q: What did the fish say to his girlfriend when they split up?

A: I’m outta this plaice!


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31. Q: Did you hear about the illiterate fisherman?

A: He was lost at C.


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32. Q: How do you make an octopus laugh?

A: Give it ten-tickles.


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33. Q: Why should you never fight an octopus?

A: Because he’s too well armed.


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34. Q: What did the fish say when his relationship started to flounder?

A: Halibut we chat about it?


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35. Q: Why is a fisherman so stingy?

A: Because his work made him sell-fish.


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36. Q: What did the romantic fisherman want?

A: A gill-friend.


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37. Q: Why will fish never take responsibility?

A: Because it’s always salmon else’s fault.


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38. Q: What did the fish take to work?

A: A b-reef-case.


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39. Q: What type of music is best to listen to while fishing?

A: Something catchy!


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40. Q: Why can’t fish have a relationship?

A: They are scared of intima-sea.


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41. My Fish is Betta than yours.


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