Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? Response:I don't know, ...

Knock Knock Quotes

1. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Response:I don't know, why?
A:To get to the house of a dumbass.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.

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2. Me: Knock knock
Friend: who’s there?
Me: I don’t know anymore

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3. Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Cargo!

Cargo who?

Car go “Beep beep”

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4. Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Kermit.

Kermit who?

Kermit a crime, and you’ll get locked up by the police.

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5. Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Barbara.

Barbara who?

Barbara black sheep. Have you any wool?

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