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1. Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A: A candy baa.
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2. I’m chocolate to my appointment!
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3. I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
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4. I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
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5. Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
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6. I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
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7. In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
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8. Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.
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9. Q: What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
A: Plane Chocolate!
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10. Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A: A candy baa.
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11. Q: What do cannibals eat for dessert?
A: Chocolate covered aunts.
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12. Q: How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
A: Turn off the lights.
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13. Q: What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A: A milky way
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14. Q: What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A: A Kitty Kat bar.
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15. Q: What is a chocolate covered car called?
A: A Ferrari Rocher
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16. Q: What kind of candy never arrives on time?
A: ChocoLate
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17. Q: Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
A: Because nobody wants to quit.
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18. Q: What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
A: The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
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19. Q: If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have?
A: Diabetes.
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20. Q: What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A: A mootation
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21. Q: Why did Oreo go to the dentist?
A: Because he lost his filling!
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22. You can’t possibly drink hot chocolate all year long unless you are cocoa-nuts.
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23. Chocolate lovers have this belief that 7 days without chocolate makes one weak.
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24. Every slice of chocolate pie has just about the same grams of proteins at 3.14159265.
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25. Life is much like a box of chocolate. For fat people, it doesn’t last too long.
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26. You won’t believe it, but the price of chocolate has skyrocketed. The other day, I bought a galaxy, a milky way and a mars, it was unbelievably astronomical.
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27. Electricians love ice cream as well. Their favorite flavor is shock-a lot.
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28. On the streets, someone threw a milk chocolate bar at me. That was really dairy.
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29. Archaeologists in Egypt have discovered a pyramid covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. It’s believed to be the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher.
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30. I like to break the rules. I had an After Eight at half past seven once.
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31. In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.
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32. People always ask me how I sneak chocolate into the cinema
Well...
I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve.
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